Guess what I found in The Tarq’s big bag of carrots???
A Cthulhu Carrot!
I am going to sell it on E-bay! If you can get a couple of thousand dollars for a piece of toast with the face of Jesus, I could surely get a few dollars for a carrot which is an exact portrait of Cthulhu…
I’ve listed it, click here to watch (and bid) on my Cthulhu carrot!