Dangerous criminal caught by vigilantes

1 04 2009

In Nigeria vigilantes have turned a particularly dangerous and evil criminal over to the police. This nefarious robber tried to steal a Mazda 323, when he was spotted he tried to escape using a startling camouflage technique he turned himself into a goat. The vigilantes however were not fooled and brought the criminal goat to the police station where it is currently being held in a cell.

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From Reuters:

“The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,” Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

“We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,” he said.

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30 responses

1 04 2009
Chiara

He has criminal written all over his face, and ears characteristic of psychopathy! And what is he doing on a hay bale, anyway–practising escape leaps, hmmm? The white markings are secret code to his partners in crime!
:mrgreen:

1 04 2009
sirius

I don’t understand the fuss–men turn into goats all the time–at the drop of an abaya in KSA apparently. Don’t be fooled by this cute little devil–his horns will show shortly—

1 04 2009
Rhysz

I thought men turn into pigs……. Clouddy is sure to back me up on this one!

Regards,
Rhysz

1 04 2009
susanne430

Awwww, he’s so cute!!!

Is this story for real? ‘Tis crazy!

2 04 2009
sirius

Hmm–sometimes I think Bakheet must turn into a goat–there’s something about the beard–and the way he chases lady temptresses!
Rhysz–I do agree with you in general–but it is haraam for some men to turn into pigs isn’t it?

2 04 2009
INAL

Ok the Spanish Court of Incredible and Edible Intrigue have nephariously signed off on the shiipment of ten pregnant “chupa Cabras” and 20 randy, hungry male chupa cabras from the Isle of Puerto Rico.

Nigeria prepare- goats not wanting to be sucked clean of vicera will change over to human form- those who think to fool the chupa cabras- well be dry husks by sunrise of chupa cabra arrival.

2 04 2009
Susan

Little billy looks like he’s thinking “Whud I do?” He’s tooooo cute!

2 04 2009
coolred38

Hes just waiting for his two bigger brothers to show up…then all hell will break loose. hes the youngest member of the 3 Billy Goats Gruff gang you know…and they dont take incarceration lightly…..watch out11

2 04 2009
Aafke

Life is more complicated as it seems…
I think it’s quite a feat to change so quickly into a goat. I mean I see men changing into pigs all the time, or actually many are already pigs anyway, but a goat? Original…

2 04 2009
Susan

Clip, clop, clip, clop ….

Except for one Aafke, that was Odysseus, remember he changed into a lion.

2 04 2009
Lofter

Hmmm… I’ve never known of a man who could turn himself into a goat. On the other hand, I’ve got ex-wives who would testify that I could turn myself into an ass, so I suppose anything is possible…
And Rhysz, if you ask your sister, pig is the unavoidable response! LOL!

2 04 2009
Dennis the Vizsla

This is totally possible. I saw it in the movie “Stardust”. Oh, wait, that was a witch who turned a person into a goat … hmm … obviously the real culprit, Michelle Pfeiffer, is still at large!

2 04 2009
sirius

Aafke, men generally turn into goats when they are much older apparently–I often heard my grandmother saying “that horny old goat” when there were no farm animals around! I guess we are disparaging most of the animal kingdom here–perhaps lionesses insult lions by saying “don’t be such a man!”

2 04 2009
sabiwabi

Yep, that goat is a real shape-shifter if I’ve ever seen one!

2 04 2009
Tee

LOL!

2 04 2009
American Bedu

Well as we know men can be turned into pigs, frogs, dreamrabbits, asses, so why not goats! But watch out…those dang goats eat everything!

This reminds me of when I was in India and the police arrested an elephant for tramping a man. The elephant would not fit in a jail cell so it was chained outside. However while the police and legal system were trying to figure out how to prosecute an elephant, the elephant was eating more than the police budget could afford so they finally released it!

2 04 2009
American Bedu

ooops…typo… the elephant trampled the man!

2 04 2009
Chiara

This goat just proves the superiority of African/Nigerian criminals over Europeans who could only muster a Centaur (half human, half donkey–or ass if you will), and haven’t even been able to do that in centuries.

2 04 2009
sf

hahahahahhahahaha, and again, hahahahahahhahahahaha!

2 04 2009
Aafke

Lofter you are never an ass, you are my favorite American!

Susan, Odyssus changed into a lion? I don’t remember! That seems more handy, at least the police would be scared to arrest you!

Dennis, oh yeah, blame it on a woman… again….. 😦

Sirius, yes, when men get old most of them automatically turn into old goats, but this one did it by will! You know? I bet they do! The lionesses!

Sabiwabi: It looks very guilty…

Tee πŸ™‚

Bedu, I think it’s far more intelligent to arrest a goat. Food-bill-wise….
They did arrest animals in Europe too. But that was in the dark ages…

Chiara, or the Europeans were so good they never got caught…

sf, πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ and again, πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

2 04 2009
Abu Sinan

Reminds me of the standard joke that always went around. In this case I’ll use my favourite people.

“What do you call a goat tied to a poll in a Bedu village outside Riyadh?”

Answer?

“Entertainment Center”.

2 04 2009
Aafke

HΓ¨, hΓ¨, hΓ¨………..
Let’s hope Bakheet isn’t reading this…

2 04 2009
darvish

Hey, this is my Nigerian goat business partner, since he emailed me about going into business, and is sending 2.3 million dollars directly into my bank account. Then I can make his bail πŸ™‚

3 04 2009
Susan

No wait, I’m wrong … somebody gave him something that made him immune to Circe’s abilities … it’s been a long time since I read that.

3 04 2009
Aafke

Darvish, but ou know what will happen to those 2.3 million dollars don’t you? They will change into goats as well!

Susan, It’s even worse; Odysseus’s compagnions got changed into….. PIGS!

3 04 2009
Abu Sinan

I have heard in some places in Saudi female goats are required to cover because they are a “fitnah”.

Isnt it wonderful what gender segregation gets you? lol

3 04 2009
sirius

Abu Sinan–in the UAE a few years back a man was arrested for having “romance” with a camel. His defense was “I was in love”–anyway the camel, now unclean, was killed. As she should have been because if she had covered herself–none of this would have happened–

3 04 2009
Aafke

AbuSinan, You mean sheep are not covered??? Haraaaaammm!!!!!!

Sirius: Typical… It’s always the woman’s, camel’s, goat’s, sheep’s fault….
It’s like they have a pre-programmed mindset: ”Men are never wrong..”
At least Tarq’s covered allright….

4 04 2009
Haleem

There’s one thing wrong with this story.

Why would ANY one steal a Mazda 323? They are crap!

4 04 2009
Abu Sinan

Is the man who had relations with the camel unclean? Maybe he should be killed.

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