Muttawa compatible bike

4 11 2008

You all know my recumbent:

Far too shocking for public cycling for women of course, so the Dutch have invented the world’s first totally mutt-acceptable halal modest women’s recumbent. Just imagine: spray it black, black closed helmet, with dark visor drawn down, and you’d be more modest as when wearing an overhead abaya!

There is one problem: no room for a Mahram!

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14 responses

4 11 2008
Lofter

You’re absolutely right… it would definitely have to be black! But I know you’d look good in it! 😛

4 11 2008
coolred38

Hey….the mahram can run behind…the lazy twit!

4 11 2008
mamamona

AHAHAHAAHAHAH! A niqabi cycle.

4 11 2008
Achelois

Do you even know how sexy and exposed a woman would look reclining and moving her legs to drive that Work of Devil that God damned, Hellish recumbent??

Do you even know how many men you will ruin cycling around the town in that … I don’t even want to name that thing again.

Now that banana shaped thing too is BAD. you know you can’t lick an ice cream cone in Saudi Arabia lest it arouses men? And you surely can’t eat a banana in public. Therefore, you can’t ride on one because that too will arouse men. Sorry for all the pun. It comes naturally when the Devil is invloved 😀

4 11 2008
Aafke

Lofter, yes, I’d wear it in Black!

Coolred, You are absolutely right, and let’s not forget; you are really fast onn a recumbent; much faster then on a conventional bike. It won’t take long before the mahram has dissappeared behind the horizon……

mamamona, yes, and absolutely no haram curves or movements showing!

Achelois: You won’t believe it but yes, there àre men who seem to get ideas contemplating women on bycicles or recumbents… Men are nutters! But then, is there anything on the planet that doesn’t have the power to get a man aroused? be it banana’s or tomatoes?

You are just too evil!

4 11 2008
misspecs

Hahaha, where do you find these things Aafke? *snicker*

4 11 2008
Aafke

Specs, it’s an ”all-weather” recumbent from Sinner. They have a base in my city, and they are the blokes I go to when something’s wrong with my recumbent. They are very nice. In the Dutch climate covered recumbents are quite popular, allthough much more heavy.
People use them to go to work you know, some people ride thousands of kilometres per year!

4 11 2008
Terri

Please excuse my ignorance. Will someone tell me; what’s a Mahram?

Thanks!

4 11 2008
Aafke

Well as women are totally incapable of being trusted or doing anything or their own, or making any decision on their own, the more conservative muslim societies won’t let women out of the house without supervision of an close MALE relative: the Mahram.

4 11 2008
Terri

Oh. OK. Thanks for the explanation.

4 11 2008
Aafke

Terri, On the upshot: if you can’t resist and go for a spin in the car when you are in KSA, and you get arrested, it’s all the fault of your mahram, everything you do wrong is really his problem: he should have kept better guard over you, should have instilled more discipline, should have instructed you better….
:mrgreen: let’s always try to look at the sunny side!
read Achelois’ last entry on discipline!
http://achelois.wordpress.com/2008/11/03/forceful-lesson/

5 11 2008
Terri

Thanks Aafke. I went to this entry. And, I definitely had to post to it. This sort of thing makes me want to fight. And, really, it’s not my fight to fight. But, I hate injustice, and BS.

Thanks for sharing Achelois’s blog…this woman seems to be fiesty…and I like that. 🙂

5 11 2008
Aafke

Achelois rocks!

5 11 2008
Achelois

Aww, I wuv you sista’!

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