The Muttawa Compatibility Quiz

5 09 2008

Forget about the hunger and the thirst, and cheer up! Let’s all be happy!!! πŸ˜€

Exercise your lack of mental powers, your lack of ethics and empathy for others, and do the Muttawa Compatibility Quiz!!!

Do you feel the need to harass others?

Do you despise free will?
Do you want to arrest women and stripsearch them on trumped up charges?
Would you enjoy chasing people to their deaths?
Does beating up people to death sound amusing to you?
Do you agree that cats and dogs are created so men can chat up women?
Are you ready to eradicate happiness?
Are you too disgusted by all the loose women walking around?
Are you willing to put it to a halt?

Have you got what it takes?

Find out! Take the challenge and engage in this devistatingly difficult maniacal muttawa quiz!
The rules are as follows: You look into your heart, you measure the despise you feel for anything female, or happy, or amusing, or cuddly, and answer all the questions, loosing off the bitterest emotions of your black soul, the most infamous cravings of your inner homicidal maniac.
And then: you answer the questions, musing on a perfect world… No pigs, cats, dogs, no women, no cuddling, no happiness. The closest thing to heaven…

Once you get the results, it goes like this: any result above 500 means you’re a loss to the human race, and a gain to the muttawa.

The lower your score, the more worthwhile a human being you are, and any negative score qualifies you for the secret password to my protected posts.

Play here

PS. The maximum points to be gained are 1100. Now I’ve played it myself a few times, but I haven’t been able to get the maximum score.
And I’ve thought up the questions!
Go figure….

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32 responses

5 09 2008
Saudi in US

That was great. Aafke at your best. I took the quiz 2 times:

– Being my self and scored -250
– As a Muttawa job applicant and got 1050. I think I would have got the job πŸ™‚ . Can I get IP license for this Aafke. I think an Arabic translation will work well as a qualifying exam for the commission. You have a gold mine here….

5 09 2008
American Bedu

waaahhh…it’s not letting me play. I get to the first question, select my answer and then it just sits there thinking and thinking. I’ll try again and see if I’m successful.

5 09 2008
American Bedu

This is a priceless quiz and goes down in history. Yes, I got to take it and will take it again and no… I don’t want to reveal my score.

5 09 2008
Achelois

I liked it!

5 09 2008
Aafke

Saudi in US, bit worrying, you managing a higher score than I did….
But I’m happy your own score , being yourself is a very good minus one!

You can have the IP license! You are welcome to spread the sweetness and joy!

Bedu: so have you finished it? Why don’t you want to share your score? was it above 500???? Getting scared now….. 😦

Achelois! Good! Glad you enjoyed! πŸ˜€

5 09 2008
Umm Ibrahim

-190!

It was doing that for me earlier too Carol – the quiz site seems to be a bit slow sometimes.

5 09 2008
Umm Ibrahim

Even when I did it as a Mutawwa job applicant I only managed 450! What’s up?! πŸ™„

5 09 2008
Colloquielle

Hehe.. Um, I stopped at question 7 in case I really do wind up spending the night in a holding facility. Something tells me I’m not compatible πŸ˜‰ I did get 100 points on one question but only because it’s been in Rhysz’s name on MSN for weeks now!!

6 09 2008
Lofter

How depressing! First I flunk the test on camels… now this! I’ll never be able to overcome my shame!

6 09 2008
Aafke

Umm Ibrahim: excellent! You just aren’t evil enough!

Colloquielle! Coward!

Lofter: How so? How did you flunk this? Did you get a really high score? I don’t believe it! You are the kind of man who is bound to end up in the negative points if you’ve read the questions well!

6 09 2008
Haleem

My score was 1050.

6 09 2008
American Bedu

Okay….I’m ready to try again and focus one on being a muttawa applicant and one on being me…we’ll see what happens!

6 09 2008
American Bedu

As a potential muttawa applicant: 1150
As me: -250

6 09 2008
Aafke

Haleem, get off my blog!
You creep!

Bedu: You scare me! But as yourself you have the maximum in negative points ! What a relief!

6 09 2008
Umm Ibrahim

PS. The maximum points to be gained are 1100

I’m scared too Bedu! Aafke said the maximum attainable points were 1100 and you got 1150… HOW?! 😯 πŸ˜†

6 09 2008
Sumera

Fab πŸ˜€ Although I am not nutty enough with a score of 300 to be in their gang. And also being a woman is probably a major hinderance.

6 09 2008
Lofter

Oh… I was supposed to end up in the negative? LOL!

6 09 2008
Tony

-170 Hmmm I guess I wouldn’t be accepted for Muttawa recruitment

6 09 2008
misspecs

I’m -80… and in the nonsense one, i’m 1050. LOL

6 09 2008
Rhysz

hehe. I think that happens (1050) when you do it 2 times.

I scored a perfect 1100…

6 09 2008
Talk Islam

[…] has come up with a Mutawwa compatibility quiz. See if you have what it takes to “promote virtue and prevent vice.” […]

6 09 2008
Aafke

Lofter, pfeew, I knΓ¨w you couldn’t have gotten a high score on thsi one!

Umm Ibrahim: Carol is more evil than the muttawa!

Sumera: I’m glad you had this respectable score; you may keep visiting. There might be an opening in the ”Black Hand’s woman’s squad”!!! Do you like to use black markers?

Tony: your heart is at the right place. πŸ™‚

MissSpecs: welcome to my blog! you are allright.
But with a possibillity for real evil!

Rhysz, doesn’t surprise me, minion of the evil one!

6 09 2008
Rhysz

@ Aafke

SILENCE WOMAN πŸ˜‰

6 09 2008
Colloquielle

1100, Rhysz?! I’m never going to see you in quite the same way again.. go do it again, properly!

6 09 2008
Rhysz

-270 on the second go……….

6 09 2008
Colloquielle

Well, thank goodness for that πŸ˜›

7 09 2008
Riyadh Mom

as a potential muttawa applicant : 970 πŸ˜‰

7 09 2008
jamesviscosi

Wait … no dogs? Then what would I write about on Dennis’s Diary of Destruction? Although Trouble would be happy, I guess …

7 09 2008
American Bedu

Okay Aafke, I now just sent this link to about everyone in my address book so get ready for a deluge!

7 09 2008
Umm Sumayah

Hillarious:) I scored a -170 so I flunked as a Muttawa, but I guess that means I score big as a human being!

7 09 2008
Aafke

I’m glad you’re all having fun with this, and it doesn’t surprise me that Rhysz is the muttawa dream-applicant.
I am glad everybody else scores high on the non-muttawa-compatibillity-scale.

26 07 2010
arete

This is lovely XD

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