Visitor Colloquielle, brought this great piece of important world-news to my attention:
Terrorism is spreading like wildfire! Now even tv-chefs have been found out to be perfidious terrorists! If only we didn’t have the successful ”War against Terror” where would we be? Sinister tv-chefs supporting Al Qaida would be sprouting everywhere! Giving out disturbing recipes on how to create bombs out of household supplies!!!
(Oh, no! not necessarily: everything is already out on the internet and being experimented with by kids)
(If kids nowadays are anything like me when I was a kid)
In a commercial for Dunkin’ Donuts, the well known chef Rachel Ray was spotted wearing, what might look like, a keffiyeh, thereby proclaiming her affiance to Arab terrorism! Needless to say this shocking example of terrorist propagandist commercial was taken of the air immediately when mentally challenged concerned viewers spotted the explosively offending fashion accessory.
What the bozo’s who make our world so much safer apparently don’t know, is that aforementioned piece of cloth has been a fashionable accessory in ”the West” for more than two decades. At least in Europe.
there are three different reasons why people from around here hang one around their necks:
- silly people do it because it’s fashionable
- people who are still ”punk” wear it because they consider it anarchistic
- people who are sick of the way the media portray Palestinians wear it to proclaim their support to the Palestinian people for the unfair treatment they are suffering, while not necessarily actually in training to become terrorists
I’m sorry to disappoint the ever alert Heroic War-Against-Terror-Fighters, but there is no reason 4. Real terrorists do not proclaim their intentions by wearing easily recognisable accessories, or buttons: I’m going to blow y’all up, Al Quaida rules, Please note: my next suicide-bomb-attempt will be next monday City-hall, 16.00
(OK, that would be one of those very large buttons)
What can I say? I myself have a ”terrorist” kaffiyeh somewhere (reason 3) but haven’t seen it for a long time, otherwise I would have been delighted to photograph myself as a Dutch-clog-wearing-muslim-terrorist.
And be careful buying those Dunkin’ Donuts: explosive stuff!!!
Obviously, as the insidious neck-wear was chosen by a muslim-terrorist-stylist (trained in Afganistan) the innocent miss Ray was wearing it for reason 1.
The Villanous deceptive stylist has been carted off to Quantanamo-bay, to be humanely extremely tortured questioned, and undoubtedly something will come out of that, torture, extreme questioning having that effect, while the evil-minded miss Ray is tremulously awaiting her faith.
Broken Mystic has posted on the Terrorist Scarf Scandal as well, you can read his take here