I’m feeling sick and cranky and depressed and I hate men.
So I’m going to tell you a cautionary tale:
Once upon a time there was a man who took a looong hike through the desert,
he got to a very lonely spot and met a Jinn. The jinn was very happy to finally meet somebody and offered the man three wishes.
His first wish was a Ferrari
His second wish was a lot of money
His third wish he had to think about….
He knew what his greatest wish was:
He wanted to be irresistible to all women!
So the Jinn, who was a female jinn, really splashed out and made him into such as no woman could ever resist him!
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Yeah, bring it on!!!
Ooooh, Baby!!!!
OK, looking at this is too much for me, I’m off to get some now…
Clouddragon 
I resist any man. Even Shahryar. Haha 😀
Dont hate men. They’re just MEN. Women are also WOMEN when men talk about them..
Life is going on Aafke. 🙂
Chocolate still better
Ok, okeee, except for one or two men I really love then.
It’s like you’re channelling me now, lol!
Good to know that I’m on both your listst! ^^
C: we all need that medicinal chocolate from time to time!
Rhysz? huh? u mean the obnoxious brother list? u are part of the above too! 🙂 ❤
[Puppy Dog Eyes] I’m so happy [/Puppy Dog Eyes]
Wow… I suddenly feel so inadequate, and have this strange wish that I could melt in the sunlight… LOL! Actually, I’ve seen several variations of that joke… but good taste prohibits me from sharing any of them here!
And surely you’ve got a list for men like me… and like Tony… (I’m not suggesting they’re the same list, mind you, just assuming that you’ve got them!) LOL! 😀
I have an obnoxious li’l brother, too 😉
Mmmmm Chocolate.. but I prefer dark chocolate with raspberry filling 🙂
Mmmm….chocolate……
Mmmm….chocolate……
BTW.. was wondering if you’d seen this pile of absolute rubbish. I had my own extremely strong reaction to it but would be fascinated by yours…
Blech.. not sure the link worked :S Just in case: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7427206.stm
C: AAarrggghh can’t see it! What is it???? The suspense is killing me!!!
Shaz: you’re the only woman here who dn’t get turned on by the chocolate. What’s up? I mean besides Shahriar, there’s always chocolate!
Lofter: It was your joke: you told it to me!
And yes: you are in the very special friends list. Tony is hovering in a waiting list to see where I’m going to put him, but probably in with you.
Ha Ha Ha 🙂 LSMINFOMCAHMHOTPT (laughed so much I nearly fell off my chair & hit my head on the printer table)
Mmmmmm… Chocolate
Hovering????
The waiting list sounds a bit like the Catholic purgatory….
Tony: that is exactely where you are dude! 🙂
Gah sorry – try this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7427206.stm
Yah chocolate. hooooooooray! 😀 esp G&B. Hmmm……
I’ve got an award for you! Visit me and “pick it up”! 😀
I must have my fix of chocolate every day. If I don’t get it, I am grouchy!!! There’s nothing like a bar of rich creamy dark chocolate…..mmmmmm!!!
Dark chocolate you mean? I am kinda white racist!! Hehe 😀
Any chocolate! Especially G&B!!!
“cranky and depressed and I hate men”
Ummm…
What happened to spreading sweetness & light
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=9c92f6eec6c78926b60d1c88e4d72b11
Tony, where does it say I’m the one spreading sweetness and light?
On the other hand who says I’m not doing so?
Chocolate = sweet 😛
Humour = light 😀
And see what lill’ Rhysz has been inspired to do???
Rhysz: ROTFL!!!!!!!
LOL! Rhysz, you rock! 😀
That’s because he’s my little brother!
Those genes have nestled (partially) in him too!
I think this is especially applicable in certain areas that will remain anonymous!
Love it!
I’m with Susie, I have to have my quota of chocolate every day too! ; ) lolz
Chocolate is not good if one wants to connect to his/her guardian angel/jinn, Aafke! Sure This guy in this story doesnt eat chocolate (any type)! That’s why his wishes come true. Esp third wish.. 😀
My third wish came true too bcs i dont eat chocolate.. Hehe 😛
delhi4cats: aha? But, lets be honest, some men are still better than chocolate
(I’m feeling better again 😀 )
Tina: it’s defenitely a primary survival need. 🙂
Sharzad: You won’t believe how down I am on my chocolate-intake right now. 🙂
This guy is more palatable as chocolate, regard his superficial wishes: he doesn’t deserve better! But I agree, some men are worth more than all the chocolate in the world! Shahriar for example.
So for my own wish to become true I should stop eating chocolate?
I can stop whenever I want of course 😀
ahum…
Yea, I prefer chocolate too, you know.
More than Aly ????
or after???
Well, somedays I could just smack Aly on the face with my new Tefal fry pan. These days I really want to do that 🙂
If u have to put up chocolate plz dont use green and backs. I am a brit in Saudi and i miss GnB every day. Excuse me – i have to crawl into a corner and cry!
Achelois: But that is a completely normal occurence in relationships 😀
There will be times when you would be sorry you actually did that.
(and damaged your new Tefal frying pan)
Ummsafeer: Welcome to my blog, I am so very sorry for you! Having to live in KSA must be hard enough, but to have to do without G&B! Absolute horror! Wouldn’t that be a great business oppurtunity?
Go to their website! You can even subscribe for a yearly supply. Whaaaaahh YYUUUUMMMM!!!
I’ll make sure to post this as a suggestion around the time of my birthday !!!!
Haha, You learn quickly, Aafke. But i dare you more. still 4 – 0, me 😀
There are men that are more delectable than chocolate, I know….
And defenitely I am more delectable than anything ever kissed!
But any man in the shape of a G&B’s chocolate bar will be eaten!
5- 0, me. Hehe, Cant explain here. Guess by own 😀
I object!!!!
I think 4-1 if not 3-2 anyway!!!
Pffffff
Do not cheat, Aafke. It’s completely fair that 5-0, me, if not 6-0, me… There is still your chocolate issue out there. And i did something today that had a great score for me. 😀
So did I !!!
the issue is not resolved! i make it 6-10
I’ll mail you
Stand by.. 😀
Still you have much way Aafke.. oh, 5 scores less than mine.. Sheeeshhhh 😀 😀
Check ur mail!!!
Sheeeesh!!!!!
😀
Haha, Aafke. 2 more points for me. 7- 0, me.. now.. I told you do not eat extra chocolate. 😀
ROTFL!!!!!!!!
Have quit chocolate for now! Don’t need it anymore!!!! 🙂
I wonder what women cardigan welsh corgis want…?
ME! another instant of what is better than chocolate! A welsh corgi cardigan!
We broke the 50 comments line here: it is clear: posting about chocolate is the most succesfull
😛
A man stubbed his toe while walking on the beach and looked down to see Aladdin’s lamp. Knowing the story, he picked it up and rubbed it. Sure enough, a genie appeared. The genie said, “Your wish is my command. Unfortunately, I am not a powerful genie and can only grant you one wish.”
The man stated that he had always wanted to visit his ancestral home in Europe but was afraid of flying and didn’t trust boats. “Genie,” he said, “I want you to build a highway across the ocean so that I can drive to Europe.”
The genie considered the logistics, driving pilings down through miles of water and then having the winds and sea lash at the pavement on the road. “That’s pretty difficult,” he said. “Is there something else that I can do for you?”
The man thought for a moment and said, “I want to understand women.”
The genie thought and replied, “Do you want that highway to be 2 lanes or four?”
ROTFL Rhysz!!!!!! 😀
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