What women want

29 05 2008

I’m feeling sick and cranky and depressed and I hate men.
So I’m going to tell you a cautionary tale:

Once upon a time there was a man who took a looong hike through the desert,

he got to a very lonely spot and met a Jinn. The jinn was very happy to finally meet somebody and offered the man three wishes.

His first wish was a Ferrari

His second wish was a lot of money

His third wish he had to think about….
He knew what his greatest wish was:
He wanted to be irresistible to all women!

So the Jinn, who was a female jinn, really splashed out and made him into such as no woman could ever resist him!

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Yeah, bring it on!!!

Ooooh, Baby!!!!

OK, looking at this is too much for me, I’m off to get some now…

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53 responses

29 05 2008
Shahrzad

I resist any man. Even Shahryar. Haha πŸ˜€

Dont hate men. They’re just MEN. Women are also WOMEN when men talk about them..

Life is going on Aafke. πŸ™‚

29 05 2008
Aafke

Chocolate still better
Ok, okeee, except for one or two men I really love then.

29 05 2008
Colloquielle

It’s like you’re channelling me now, lol!

29 05 2008
Rhysz

Good to know that I’m on both your listst! ^^

30 05 2008
Aafke

C: we all need that medicinal chocolate from time to time!

Rhysz? huh? u mean the obnoxious brother list? u are part of the above too! πŸ™‚ ❀

30 05 2008
Rhysz

[Puppy Dog Eyes] I’m so happy [/Puppy Dog Eyes]

30 05 2008
Lofter

Wow… I suddenly feel so inadequate, and have this strange wish that I could melt in the sunlight… LOL! Actually, I’ve seen several variations of that joke… but good taste prohibits me from sharing any of them here!

And surely you’ve got a list for men like me… and like Tony… (I’m not suggesting they’re the same list, mind you, just assuming that you’ve got them!) LOL! πŸ˜€

30 05 2008
Colloquielle

I have an obnoxious li’l brother, too πŸ˜‰

30 05 2008
~W~

Mmmmm Chocolate.. but I prefer dark chocolate with raspberry filling πŸ™‚

30 05 2008
Nevis

Mmmm….chocolate……

30 05 2008
Nevis

Mmmm….chocolate……

30 05 2008
Colloquielle

BTW.. was wondering if you’d seen this pile of absolute rubbish. I had my own extremely strong reaction to it but would be fascinated by yours…

30 05 2008
Colloquielle

Blech.. not sure the link worked :S Just in case: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7427206.stm

30 05 2008
Aafke

C: AAarrggghh can’t see it! What is it???? The suspense is killing me!!!

30 05 2008
Aafke

Shaz: you’re the only woman here who dn’t get turned on by the chocolate. What’s up? I mean besides Shahriar, there’s always chocolate!

Lofter: It was your joke: you told it to me!
And yes: you are in the very special friends list. Tony is hovering in a waiting list to see where I’m going to put him, but probably in with you.

30 05 2008
Tony

Ha Ha Ha πŸ™‚ LSMINFOMCAHMHOTPT (laughed so much I nearly fell off my chair & hit my head on the printer table)
Mmmmmm… Chocolate

Hovering????

30 05 2008
Tony

The waiting list sounds a bit like the Catholic purgatory….

30 05 2008
Aafke

Tony: that is exactely where you are dude! πŸ™‚

30 05 2008
Colloquielle
31 05 2008
Sumera

Yah chocolate. hooooooooray! πŸ˜€ esp G&B. Hmmm……

31 05 2008
Lofter

I’ve got an award for you! Visit me and “pick it up”! πŸ˜€

31 05 2008
susie of arabia

I must have my fix of chocolate every day. If I don’t get it, I am grouchy!!! There’s nothing like a bar of rich creamy dark chocolate…..mmmmmm!!!

31 05 2008
Shahrzad

Dark chocolate you mean? I am kinda white racist!! Hehe πŸ˜€

31 05 2008
Aafke

Any chocolate! Especially G&B!!!

31 05 2008
Tony

“cranky and depressed and I hate men
Ummm…
What happened to spreading sweetness & light

31 05 2008
31 05 2008
Aafke

Tony, where does it say I’m the one spreading sweetness and light?
On the other hand who says I’m not doing so?
Chocolate = sweet πŸ˜›
Humour = light πŸ˜€

And see what lill’ Rhysz has been inspired to do???
Rhysz: ROTFL!!!!!!!

31 05 2008
Lofter

LOL! Rhysz, you rock! πŸ˜€

31 05 2008
Aafke

That’s because he’s my little brother!
Those genes have nestled (partially) in him too!

1 06 2008
delhi4cats

I think this is especially applicable in certain areas that will remain anonymous!

Love it!

1 06 2008
tina

I’m with Susie, I have to have my quota of chocolate every day too! ; ) lolz

1 06 2008
Shahrzad

Chocolate is not good if one wants to connect to his/her guardian angel/jinn, Aafke! Sure This guy in this story doesnt eat chocolate (any type)! That’s why his wishes come true. Esp third wish.. πŸ˜€
My third wish came true too bcs i dont eat chocolate.. Hehe πŸ˜›

1 06 2008
Aafke

delhi4cats: aha? But, lets be honest, some men are still better than chocolate
(I’m feeling better again πŸ˜€ )

Tina: it’s defenitely a primary survival need. πŸ™‚

Sharzad: You won’t believe how down I am on my chocolate-intake right now. πŸ™‚
This guy is more palatable as chocolate, regard his superficial wishes: he doesn’t deserve better! But I agree, some men are worth more than all the chocolate in the world! Shahriar for example.
So for my own wish to become true I should stop eating chocolate?
I can stop whenever I want of course πŸ˜€
ahum…

1 06 2008
Achelois

Yea, I prefer chocolate too, you know.

1 06 2008
Aafke

More than Aly ????
or after???

2 06 2008
Achelois

Well, somedays I could just smack Aly on the face with my new Tefal fry pan. These days I really want to do that πŸ™‚

2 06 2008
ummsafeer

If u have to put up chocolate plz dont use green and backs. I am a brit in Saudi and i miss GnB every day. Excuse me – i have to crawl into a corner and cry!

2 06 2008
Aafke

Achelois: But that is a completely normal occurence in relationships πŸ˜€
There will be times when you would be sorry you actually did that.
(and damaged your new Tefal frying pan)

Ummsafeer: Welcome to my blog, I am so very sorry for you! Having to live in KSA must be hard enough, but to have to do without G&B! Absolute horror! Wouldn’t that be a great business oppurtunity?
Go to their website! You can even subscribe for a yearly supply. Whaaaaahh YYUUUUMMMM!!!
I’ll make sure to post this as a suggestion around the time of my birthday !!!!

2 06 2008
Shahrzad

Haha, You learn quickly, Aafke. But i dare you more. still 4 – 0, me πŸ˜€

2 06 2008
Aafke

There are men that are more delectable than chocolate, I know….
And defenitely I am more delectable than anything ever kissed!
But any man in the shape of a G&B’s chocolate bar will be eaten!

2 06 2008
Shahrzad

5- 0, me. Hehe, Cant explain here. Guess by own πŸ˜€

2 06 2008
Aafke

I object!!!!
I think 4-1 if not 3-2 anyway!!!
Pffffff

2 06 2008
Shahrzad

Do not cheat, Aafke. It’s completely fair that 5-0, me, if not 6-0, me… There is still your chocolate issue out there. And i did something today that had a great score for me. πŸ˜€

2 06 2008
Aafke

So did I !!!
the issue is not resolved! i make it 6-10
I’ll mail you

2 06 2008
Shahrzad

Stand by.. πŸ˜€

Still you have much way Aafke.. oh, 5 scores less than mine.. Sheeeshhhh πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

2 06 2008
Aafke

Check ur mail!!!
Sheeeesh!!!!!
πŸ˜€

2 06 2008
Shahrzad

Haha, Aafke. 2 more points for me. 7- 0, me.. now.. I told you do not eat extra chocolate. πŸ˜€

2 06 2008
Aafke

ROTFL!!!!!!!!
Have quit chocolate for now! Don’t need it anymore!!!! πŸ™‚

2 06 2008
Checkers

I wonder what women cardigan welsh corgis want…?

2 06 2008
Aafke

ME! another instant of what is better than chocolate! A welsh corgi cardigan!

5 06 2008
Aafke

We broke the 50 comments line here: it is clear: posting about chocolate is the most succesfull
πŸ˜›

6 02 2009
Rhysz

A man stubbed his toe while walking on the beach and looked down to see Aladdin’s lamp. Knowing the story, he picked it up and rubbed it. Sure enough, a genie appeared. The genie said, “Your wish is my command. Unfortunately, I am not a powerful genie and can only grant you one wish.”

The man stated that he had always wanted to visit his ancestral home in Europe but was afraid of flying and didn’t trust boats. “Genie,” he said, “I want you to build a highway across the ocean so that I can drive to Europe.”

The genie considered the logistics, driving pilings down through miles of water and then having the winds and sea lash at the pavement on the road. “That’s pretty difficult,” he said. “Is there something else that I can do for you?”

The man thought for a moment and said, “I want to understand women.”

The genie thought and replied, “Do you want that highway to be 2 lanes or four?”

7 02 2009
Aafke

ROTFL Rhysz!!!!!! πŸ˜€
πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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