I’m feeling sick and cranky and depressed and I hate men.
So I’m going to tell you a cautionary tale:
Once upon a time there was a man who took a looong hike through the desert,
he got to a very lonely spot and met a Jinn. The jinn was very happy to finally meet somebody and offered the man three wishes.
His first wish was a Ferrari
His second wish was a lot of money
His third wish he had to think about….
He knew what his greatest wish was:
He wanted to be irresistible to all women!
So the Jinn, who was a female jinn, really splashed out and made him into such as no woman could ever resist him!
Yeah, bring it on!!!
OK, looking at this is too much for me, I’m off to get some now…